[ME2] Privacy Please April 15th, 2019, 2:28 am
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I still have strong objections concerning the bathrooms in the Normandy. Even if we overlook the fact that every Shepard that ever sheparded definitely wandered into them at random points in time for no good reason (probably why no one ever used them to be honest), the layout is horrific. 0/10 would not travel space if that was my bathroom.

Posted @ April 8th, 2019, 1:28 am

Posted @ June 18th, 2019, 8:20 am

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Bioware sure blew a golden opportunity by not using the bathroom for events like this. XD

Posted @ April 15th, 2019, 6:15 am


It never seems like much thought is put into bathrooms in games. Unless it's the Sims, but that doesn't really count.

Posted @ April 15th, 2019, 7:25 am


You'd think that EDI just...wouldn't open the door to the bathroom?

They're travelling through space in a super advanced ship with an AI installed, but Shepard can still just wander into washrooms whenever she wants.

Posted @ April 15th, 2019, 9:19 am


Yeah, ME2 lay-out was really weird.

I think there were a few lines in ME3 about how it wasn't up to military code, or didn't make a lot of sense. Like with the armoury placement.

Posted @ April 16th, 2019, 1:39 am


I was always horrified by the open plan layout. Who wants to be seen taking a shit? Are there automatic doors we don't know about that enclose each individual space? Who knows, but I'd invest in adult diapers if I had to be on that ship.

Posted @ April 18th, 2019, 10:30 pm


@Sharp-Claw: Agreed! I'm telling you, I'm more than willing to help them with these things but oh well...

@Broseidon: Man, my sims are lucky if they even get a sink in their bathrooms. They usually end up with orders to use the toilet and then take a shower. Please, don't judge me, I swear it's more (cost) efficient.

@Guesty Guestface: You know, there are a lot of things I think EDI should be able to do and yet... feeding the fish, for one. But maybe she lets you into the bathroom because there is no one there?

@Deonis: I'm no expert at building spaceships or anything, but I'm thinking that if we have a large chunk of big empty spaces we can squeeze in a few doors to provide some level of privacy in the bathroom, is all I'm saying... military code or not...

@Daisy: I think I would sneak up to use the commander's private bathroom. Especially since seeing how when I was playing Shepard I didn't notice I even had one until the very end of the game.

Posted @ April 22nd, 2019, 3:10 pm