Disappointing Daddy February 18th, 2019, 12:40 am
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My main issue with Dream Daddy is genuinely that I cannot for the life of me make an attractive player character. It is the worst. He keeps popping up and being all disappointing. It's not even my fault. There is no way I can compete with the solid jawlines the other dads have - because there is no option for it damnit! And the eyes! It was a return to DAI's eyebrow situation. A pair of decent ones, and then... the others...

And yes, I'll stop it with the Dream Daddy now. Ahem.

Posted @ February 18th, 2019, 12:40 am

Posted @ November 12th, 2019, 1:54 am

Reader Comments:

Games who only allow you to customize characters at the very beginning have forced me to abandon savegames with double digits of gameplay time, once I identified the mistake I made during creation.

Posted @ February 18th, 2019, 6:01 am

Jawline Issues

@Sharp-Claw I had to throw out my first attempt at a Dragon Age: Inquisition female character because I realized right after I'd rolled her that I'd borked the jawline.

Thanks for the reminder that it could have been so much worse.

Posted @ February 18th, 2019, 7:55 am

*cough* *cough* Oblivion *cough*

Posted @ February 18th, 2019, 9:51 am

@Broseidon: Oh my God yes, the best you can hope for in Oblivion is minimizing unattractiveness

Posted @ February 18th, 2019, 6:33 pm

The best I could do was a suspicious Barney Stinson lookalike. It was acceptable.

Posted @ February 21st, 2019, 9:39 am

@Sharp-Claw: I feel you. I usually end up spotting the problems fairly early in the game, in some cutscene or other when I can't stop the horror show and just have to sit there and wait it out while staring at the offending error.

@riverdaleswhiteflash: I restarted DAI three times on the second character because the moment I entered the actual game the black hair turned blue... That is definitely a different but related crime - having vastly different lightning in the character creator compared to the actual game.

@Broseidon: A lot of old games make me hesitate to play them... because... yes... and Oblivion is one of them...

@Guesty Guestface: My third attempt in Dream Daddy was probably the best, but the lip color clashed with the skin color and it bothered me so much...

Posted @ February 24th, 2019, 9:00 am

@Broseidon: at least with oblivion you can use console commands to open the RaceMenu and edit your face.....

Posted @ March 4th, 2019, 4:09 pm

@corienne: All games should give you the option to edit your character's appearance after character creation. The Black Emporium was an essential addition to DA2 and DAI I tell you...

Posted @ March 12th, 2019, 2:22 am

@zenat: lol definitely im pretty sure i was singlehandedly responsible for my black emporium's continued existence bc of that

Posted @ March 12th, 2019, 4:06 pm