Disasterous Dad Dating February 11th, 2019, 12:32 am
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Guess who just played Dream Daddy after having owned it for a year? Yes. It is I. I am proud of your deductive skills.

Let's just say that the game reminded me that I have THE WORST TASTE and I should never date.
In my defense, I beelined for Joseph because he needed emotional support with his failing marriage, not because of dating reasons. Of course, I then went for Robert because... he needed emotional support... and...

Look, guys, I don't know what to say here. I really, really enjoyed the game. It's really funny, like the genuinely laughing out loud kind of funny, so if you're even half-tempted to get it you should. Make it a Valentine gift to yourself or someone you want to laugh (this IS this year's Valentine comic. Solas can thank me by letting me join him in DA4).

And I'm going to sit here and have a solid think about my choices. And then probably give Hugo a try because he's trying really hard with his troubled son and... needs... um...

Posted @ February 4th, 2019, 12:32 am

Posted @ November 12th, 2019, 3:19 am

Reader Comments:

ahaha oh my gosh, how did you find the two angst ones first?? That's impressive.

Posted @ February 11th, 2019, 12:36 am

Um... look... your poor taste was obvious the first time you posted a fancomic about Loghain.

Posted @ February 11th, 2019, 1:47 am

@zenat: never heard of this game. and no offense, but i don't see myself trying a game called "dream daddy", just... but hey, i'm not judging ^_^

@Guest: being attracted to a good looking sensitive patriot who dedicated to the person he loves even after her death is considered poor taste? okay...

Posted @ February 11th, 2019, 4:09 am

@jicklet: It's a special skill, that's for sure. Seriously, I swear, give me any game with romance options, I will find either a) the worst one or b) start pining after someone I can't have. Speaking of which, I love Mary so much and if I could I would go for her.

@Guest: How rude. Look, Loghain is funny and I just... he's loyal and... look... I... the thing is... if you just...

@Blazypika2: Tsshh your loss :p Now, one of these days I'm going to play Hatoful boyfriend and romance a pigeon so, you know, I kinda love silly dating games.

Posted @ February 11th, 2019, 5:20 am

Pull a Narcissus and date yourself! You won't give up on you, right? Right?!


Posted @ February 11th, 2019, 10:07 am

Hey, at least neither of them turns you down because something something angst solitude destroying world so elves can be again turned immortal and powerfull something.

I mean some would let their loved one join crusade, not hog all the fun by themselves.

Posted @ February 11th, 2019, 12:58 pm

You respected their decisions, and supported them.

Posted @ February 11th, 2019, 2:24 pm

Craig really needs his bro, bro. I'm just saying, but he's definitely my favorite. Bro.

Posted @ February 11th, 2019, 7:11 pm

I second going with Craig, bro. He's a pretty cool dude. Bro. Dude bro.

Posted @ February 12th, 2019, 9:06 am

Personally, I found Damien to be very sweet and charming. Also, he loves dogs too.

Posted @ February 12th, 2019, 9:57 am

@Broseidon: Well, I mean, first I clearly need to subconsciously decide that I am the worst disaster I know... which... ok, so let's not go there.

@mamiser: Agreed. SOMEONE, who shall remain unnamed, should definitely let us join in on all that elven glory. It's not like I play an elf whenever I'm given half a chance, here S- s- someone specific who should let me improve his flawed plan so it doesn't turn out to be a total disaster. Again.

@WillR: Well, of course? I might have Opinions about Joseph blatantly lying to me about having had a final talk with his wife about separating before luring me onto his yacht but... valuable lesson learned.

@Guest and @Guesty Guestface: Look. It's the bro thing. It hurts me. If he'd just stop we could do all the exercising his way too fit heart could desire.

@Ardruna: Damien ended up being my fourth playthrough, and my favorite so far. And he didn't dump me! Success! At last!

Posted @ February 12th, 2019, 10:14 am

I was going to recommend Damien too, so success!

Posted @ February 14th, 2019, 10:43 pm

@zenat: Just maybe keep a word doc on the ships in games and then realize you have shipped your characters with: four dark elves, a princess, a blood mage, two templars, two asari, a french robot turned human, a tall murder elf, someone's evil twin, and Henry.

Posted @ March 20th, 2019, 7:58 pm

@wildmageguy: ... I really hope that's not Henry VIII you're talking about. Everything else checks out as far as I'm concerned.

Posted @ March 25th, 2019, 11:17 am

@zenat: Fire emblem 13. White haired punny dark mage with the ravens.

Posted @ March 25th, 2019, 8:21 pm

@wildmageguy: Oh I see, haven't played it and, well, unless it comes to PC I probably won't. But good to know. If it had been Henry VIII I would have been most concerned.

Posted @ March 26th, 2019, 4:42 am

um, if you have played fe:fates you can play it (same system). But man they are brutal and you can get most on a computer only requiring a time investment, but 4-6 require translation patches which are weird which reminds me of this time I was playing fe4, and some guy said 'that is enough rumor about arvis and really we haven't translated this but we need to put something here to fill the space'. But I remember first time I was playing bg1 and I was all like so if I make a mistake am turned to stone, my weapons keep breaking, and I am luring enemies one at a time to me. Yeah bg felt like emblem. But I can think of no other game that let's you ship 3 former big bads with the pc.

Posted @ October 28th, 2019, 7:26 pm

@wildmageguy: Is this a villain dating game? Is that what you are telling me? Because that sounds *amazing*

Posted @ October 30th, 2019, 2:50 pm

well no, fe13, aka fire emblem awakening is a tactical turn based rpg with a very light shipping mechanic which evolved over nine games. But since I already spoiled some parts. The games themselves are very hard and difficult, not to mention the culture is very no one dies due to permadeath. But you can do some villain ships if you play a female charname aka robin.

As for the other games you can mod the game boy advanced ones and play a rom and emulator just DON"T POST A LINK TO AN EMULATOR OR ROM ANYWHERE, AND DON"T ASK ME FOR ROMS. It is not technically legal.

But the series is a nightmare. 1-3 are too old to function and have remakes, 4 is hard to explain, 6 requires you rush, 7-10 are just hard, 11-12 requires you get all the items in certain items, 13 isn't as hard due to grinding exp, you played 14(fates), still have't beat 15 yet or started 16. That is all the numbers there is.

Posted @ November 5th, 2019, 7:22 pm