Elven Beauty November 19th, 2018, 12:20 am
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I think we have all taken a moment and looked, truly looked, at the elven npcs in Kirkwall. You know the ones. No, not the random npcs in quests. The *other* ones. The ones that are just background filler. Yes.
They make me think of Kelder every time.

Posted @ October 23rd, 2018, 5:03 pm

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Reader Comments:

Some of them are actually terrifying

Posted @ November 19th, 2018, 1:51 am

I liked that quest, not every evil thing happening HAS to be demons you know.

Posted @ November 19th, 2018, 6:56 am

I still don't know why he was wearing that stupid hat. The only one who pulls that off is Meredith.

Wait a minute.

Kelder and Meredith are the only ones (that my goldfish-brain remembers anyway) that wear that hat, and both of them are nutters. *X-Files theme*

Posted @ November 19th, 2018, 8:40 am

I think Varric would object to being called 'pretty;' he'd insist on being referred to as 'ruggedly handsome.'

Posted @ November 19th, 2018, 4:40 pm

Hahah despite constantly being claimed as, like, really amazingly beautiful, background elves are in fact some of the most terrifying npcs in the game

Posted @ November 19th, 2018, 5:44 pm

Hrm...I can't recall any of these horrifying NPC faces. Guess I'm going to have to dust off my DA2 disc and go find me some sweet, sweet background filler elves.

Posted @ November 20th, 2018, 2:37 pm

The bald elves near the stairs to the aleanage, or by the docks? It is weird to see a guy and think him and his ten or so twin brothers.

I mean, who would murder people for pretty elves?

Posted @ November 22nd, 2018, 8:25 pm

@Malla: Very much so. The Maker wept when he laid eyes upon them as they wandered the Kirkwall docks.

@Sharp-Claw: Yes! It was a breath of fresh air. Now, if only there had been some kind of help to be had for mental issues in Kirkwall instead of stabbing...

@Broseidon: Haha, I think Meredith just likes punishing mages with poor fashion choices. They should feel bad about being mages, damnit! Have an ugly hat! Makes her own hood looks nice, you know?

@Guest: Haha yes, and I'm sure Hawke would enjoy his objections, and keep calling him pretty

@Guesty Guestface: Ah yes, go forth, return to Kirkwall. Wince at the sight of the darkspawn, shriek at the sight of the NPCs...

@wildmageguy: Yes. Yes THOSE elves. The clone elves who have to share a sad face. Probably due to solidarity - can't let one person be the ugliest. If there is a dozen of them no one is THE ugliest.
(and let's not get into what the acceptable cost of pretty elves is and isn't...)

Posted @ November 26th, 2018, 3:56 pm