SWTOR: It's Only Polite October 15th, 2018, 12:10 am
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I just want to say thank you to all those lovely enemies who stand around and watch you slaughter their co-workers and friends. I really appreciate that you don't come running to their rescue, and don't even lift a finger until I step within 20 meters of you. I mean, I would absolutely fire you if you were my mooks, but well, thanks for that thingamabob I needed! I'll try not to slip in your blood on the way out.

Posted @ September 30th, 2018, 12:54 pm

Posted @ January 20th, 2019, 1:46 am

Reader Comments:

cool robes, i don't remember them in game.

Posted @ October 15th, 2018, 5:11 am

Well...if their contract only requires them to guard just 20 meters around them, why do extra work.

Posted @ October 15th, 2018, 6:04 am

I bet it's the coffee. People ain't people until they've been caffeinated.

Posted @ October 15th, 2018, 10:04 am

@Blazypika2: I think they're a collage of pieces from different sets.

Posted @ October 15th, 2018, 12:27 pm

So much more polite than the Hinterland bears in DAI that come out of nowhere in swarms to UTTERLY DESTROY YOU.

Posted @ October 15th, 2018, 4:18 pm

@Blazypika2: They are in game! I've obviously simplified them a bit and I don't remember what they were called, but, uh... I assure you they are in there.

@Sharp-Claw: I'd hope "improving chances of survival" would be a good motivator to be honest

@Broseidon: That seems just like what a serial killer would say. "They weren't *people*, not yet anyway. No coffee, see?" I suppose it works for a sith too

@Karmazyna: That... is also very likely yes. I don't keep track, but at least they match? That's what matters after all.

@Guesty Guestface: To be fair, the guards don't own the place, they just work there. The bears, on the other hand, absolutely own the Hinterland and you will regret ever thinking that they don't when Cassandra aggros all of them at once.

Posted @ October 16th, 2018, 5:13 pm

@zenat: oh i believe you, i was just hoping you knew which, since i don't recall them and as i said, they are cool.

@Karmazyna: i figured as much, i more interested in the chest piece, or rather, which it is.

Posted @ October 16th, 2018, 6:01 pm

@zenat: I meant it more as 'I haven't had my coffee yet, so IDGAF about anything happening in front of me.' It works the way you thought as well, though, now that I think about it.

Posted @ October 19th, 2018, 10:35 pm

@Blazypika2: Ok! Provided SWTOR hasn't lied to me (and it better not have, because it took 4 hours to get up and running) it's the Adascorp Suit :)

@Broseidon: Haha I figured, but, well, go go sith?

Posted @ October 20th, 2018, 9:24 am

@zenat: Aaaand now I am thinking of a Power Ranger wielding a lit lightsaber and accidentally-ing their whole self when they do those janky gymnastic poses.

Posted @ October 21st, 2018, 9:19 pm

I finally started playing this game much do to the nagging of a friend, who mostly quit playing at the same time. Go figure.

Posted @ October 23rd, 2018, 5:02 pm

@Shaleene: I personally prefer to play solo games (and I wish the game industry would stop making everything into multiplayer) and SWTOR works for the most part pretty well as a solo experience. For the most part, she said, looking bitterly at all those operations and whatnot.

Posted @ November 14th, 2018, 3:24 pm