Thedas Today 3: The Terrible Truth February 27th, 2017, 12:21 am
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It is all fine and well when your best friend and biggest fan is retelling the story and paints you as this glorious creature. However, when you wander into the real world for everyone to see, you are going to have to accept that they are also going to actually see you, Hawke.
And no, your beard was not magnificent at all. Among other issues.

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Reader Comments:

man just another thing to tear hawke's heart already torn heart asunder QAQ can't he just get a break QAQ

Posted @ February 27th, 2017, 2:17 am

Puh-lease! Male!Hawke, less attractive? What should we say about the female one then? Sure, the M!Hawke's beard is scruffy and ugly, but the F!Hawke looks like a squished mouse!! Like a completely different person!!

(Which makes me thing that Varric may have had a liiiittle crush on her and described her as far sexier than she was. The same way Bethany had bigger boobs in prologue...)

Posted @ February 27th, 2017, 1:13 pm

Slander! Slander I say!

Posted @ February 27th, 2017, 4:15 pm

It was indeed quite shocking how different they look in DAI...
Damnit , can't think of anything funny for this one.

Posted @ February 28th, 2017, 4:13 am

I had female Hawke, and among the biggest issues with her default looks in DAI was the hairstyle. No, really. Sure, there were also the shape of the eyes and how off the lower half of the face looked, but it was the choice in hair that baffled me the most.

Posted @ February 28th, 2017, 10:17 am

I'm just glad they gave the option of changing Hawke's face.

I mean, if they decided to make a game where all you did was run around and change people's faces, I'd buy that. That's my favourite part of games.

...if there's a game out there like that, please let me know.

Posted @ March 1st, 2017, 8:40 am

@Draven22: Hawke has taken breaks. Multiple ones. What do you think the time skips in DA2 are? Hawke gathering their energy to spread chaos in their wake, that's what. Never give Hawke a break.

@Guest: I have seen both and... both are disappointing. But male Hawke's beard was a tragedy.

@mamiser: I think the saddest part was that with a bit of tweaking, she looked more like herself even if not quite right.

@Guesty Guestface: Oh yes. I mean, the character creation is the dangerzone for me. I spent (no lie) 2 hours creating my Inquisitor, but in my defense I spent 100+ hours playing with her and at the end of the game I still liked her face.

Posted @ March 1st, 2017, 12:02 pm