Visit sunny, grand and burning Kirkwall!
I wish this was the medium for a more elaborate version of this.
You know, I'm pretty sure that Hawke is once again responsible for that mess. Either directly or by being within a 500 ft. radius of it.
It would be bad for the Inquisition to visit Kirkwall. I think they would be most unexpected.
Especially since Kirkwall no longer has its Darktown healer, and the Inquisitor has recently suffered a flesh wound...
Does Hawke has some trait that let's him do random acts of moderated destruction?
@Norgrath: Well, one can dream *looks away wistfully*
@Deonis: Hawke is always responsible for every mess, it's the path of the Hawke.
@4mation: Well played, well played XD (approval +100)
@ted the saiyanfox: Maybe he is born with it, maybe it's acts of moderated destruction? XD
An elf and a human walks into Kirkwall
Hawke is here. Run.
Wait, what? I haven't finished my-
Just run. Shut up. Run.
[Hawke looting bodies despite all this]