Thedas Today regretted making a special about Kirkwall and vowed never to set foot in that damned city again.
Yep. He nailed it
"It feels great! Sure, there's been a bit of heatwave, but that's the Free Marches for you. Things can get a bit heated from time-to-time. Before you know it, you have to deal with a bunch of Qunari running rampant or having to deal with the aftermath of an abomination by spirit blowing up a building. But as I said, that's the Free Marches for you."
@TheGYouLoveToHate: Yepp, he just turns around takes a deep breath, feels the smell of smoke and makes a victory fist pump!
@Deonis: Followed by a wink, wink, nudge, nudge and the crew from Thedas Today were horrified.
What brave soul (aside from his companions) approached him with all that blood on him?
@Amare: "Oh but just wait untill I tell you about trouble I had with the numerous gangs roaming the streets at night, Tevinters looking for a lost slave, despairing maleficarum, the dragon infestations in the Bone Pit, and this weird red coloured Lyrium that caused Knight-Commander Meredith to kill everything in sight. Man, it is just WILD to live in Kirkwall."
Sunny Kirkwall: Come for the historic architecture, stay because you were immediately murdered by a gang of apostates in the middle of High town but were then avenged by the Champion who made off with your torn trousers.
Fair's fair. It looked kind of like that beforehand. I see Kirkwall as fantasy Detroit