Worst Driver May 18th, 2015, 12:00 am
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Wrecking the Mako is pretty impressive, given that the Mako survives Normandy crashing. Every time the Mako is wrecked in game, it is a testament to how bad of a driver Shepard is. That being said, shut up, Garrus! No one asked you! D<

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Reader Comments:

that me in about every game that let's me drive :D

Posted @ May 18th, 2015, 12:16 am

I remember I got stuck in the game.. The first time I had to drive that thing.. And I still haven't had the patience to try again, no matter how much I want to play xD One day...

Posted @ May 18th, 2015, 12:29 am

I was always quite impressed with myself when I managed to flip the Mako onto its back, especially more so since it has machinery made to prevent just that.

Posted @ May 18th, 2015, 1:22 am

Well hey, even the unsinkable ship was sinkable...

Posted @ May 18th, 2015, 1:55 am

@ted the saiyanfox: Haha, me too XD. Though to be fair, after a while I figured out the thrusters on the Mako, so I prevented a lot of crashes that way XD

@Malla: One day! You should try to. The mako's controls are shit, but you do get used to them if you give it a shot.

@Deonis: Yeah, those moments were amazing. Worst. Driver. In. The. Galaxy. Haha XD

@TheGYouLoveToHate: Anything can be destroyed if you try hard enough I suppose XD

Posted @ May 18th, 2015, 5:29 am

yay thats me xD but only once! i will prob finish ME1 tommorow, than have to hunt 2&3 :|

Posted @ May 18th, 2015, 6:54 am

well...i guess i'm the only guy who likes the way he mako handles in one and the probing in two ^^'

Posted @ May 18th, 2015, 7:44 am

Well it makes me a bad driver too since I always crash off cliffs and other impossible things D:

Posted @ May 18th, 2015, 9:15 am

I'd say "DAMN IT MOON MOON!" but that'd be too predictable.

Posted @ May 19th, 2015, 5:05 pm

Most times I'd forcefully drive the Mako up the steepest mountain and just send it flying down with a "Jeronimoo!"and Shep prolly being all "Look Garrus we're flying!"

Posted @ May 21st, 2015, 5:22 am

I've never, EVER managed to flip the Mako. Oh sure, I got stuck a bazillion times over, I am fairly certain I managed a few somersaults... but no actual flips. And then came the finale where it crashes! xD I was kinda disappointed Garrus didn't go "Congratulations, Shepard. You have finally destroyed the Mako. Now get off my fringe!"

Posted @ May 22nd, 2015, 5:15 pm

because I didnt play ME1 for a long time so... my Alex Shep just wrecked Mako 2 times in a row... -.-'

Posted @ August 16th, 2015, 2:26 pm