The Return of the Douchecan April 22nd, 2013, 2:12 am
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No, really Duncan. Some of us have important things we need to do, things that don’t involve joining the Grey Wardens. Could you just… help out because you’re a decent person for once?

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"Join the Wardens! Or keep rotting in this godforsaken Hell-Hole!"

If you paraphrase it like that, it gets infinitly more douchy.

Posted @ April 22nd, 2013, 2:55 am

To be fair, he was looking for new recruits in all of the openings (I seem to remember).

To be fair, Duncan doesn't have the greatest backstory either. What with killing a Grey Warden that he was trying to rob.

Posted @ April 22nd, 2013, 6:30 am

@Amare: oh duncan only alistair will have the pleasure of fully understanding and officially liking you

Posted @ April 22nd, 2013, 7:28 am

I just realized something

Logain: I wish to not support king Cailan and let him die at the hands of the darkspawn.
Duncan: Okay, but you'll have to join the Grey Wardens!
Logain: Pff as if!

Lesson: Killing Douchecan does NOTHING.

Posted @ April 22nd, 2013, 1:53 pm