Speaking of those epilogues and all the awkward implications thereof…
that explains a lot, like the reason why Shepard takes so many forms, cuz he keeps forgetting
Seriously! Sexytimes are interrupted by lil' kids being grossed out a la Princess Bride "NO kissing" rule. ;)
"And let me tell you the time that Shepard and Wrex went at it. Hoo boy."
"Grandpa, nobody wants to hear about your OTPs."
This explains everything! :D It's all due to the narrator! *sigh* I can only imagine how awesome it would've been to have Varric narrate Shepard's tale...
@Spiderlight: Obviously Shepard would have punched the reapers to death :P
@Spiderlight: I dunno... every cave would look the same, with that "If you've seen one cave, you've seen them all" attitude he seems to have XD
@zenat: Good point...I'd forgotten about that particular downside. My memories of Kirkwall are probably a lot rosier than the reality. Too much time spent in the fanfiction and fan-comic sections. XD
@zenat: I really wasn't bothered by this myself. Better that than everything suspisciously being in one (relatively) small area of the deep roads/Brecilian forest/all the places you follow Sten's sword are on your way anyway.