Christmas bonus: Stripperific December 24th, 2012, 1:24 am
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Author Comments:

In honor of my last comic, here is Kaidan in a stripper outfit.

Because it annoys me in so many ways that there are no male strippers in the games (DA need not be ashamed - equal opportunity brothels ahoy). The Mass Effect universe is nearly 200 years into the future, with aliens, and yet *only female strippers* (and only asari and humans, thank you very much). What kind of horrifically depressing future is that?
Star Wars the Old Republic is the same. Slave bikinis for women only. And that is even less logical. Not only is it in a different time, where gender is so neutral that a sith lord is a sith lord regardles of his or her dangly bits, and aliens. The odds that a hutt, who is not even humanoid, cares what gender his slaves are is minimal.

Our own values should be left at the door when we go into fantasy or sci-fi. Think bigger. Think *different* or you might as well set it in modern times.

(And for those of you who don't remember from last year: Sweden celebrates Christmas on December 24th. Thus this extra update :D)

Posted @ December 22nd, 2012, 3:31 pm

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Reader Comments:

DAMNIT... WHAT KIND OF CURRENCY DO I PUT IN DAT'?!

Seriously.. :< I want him to take it all off

Posted @ December 24th, 2012, 1:41 pm


@Panico: Credits is what makes the galaxy go round, apparently XD

Posted @ December 24th, 2012, 3:24 pm


Happy Holidays guys!.. gals!

*throws credits*

Posted @ December 24th, 2012, 8:00 pm


@zenat:
I just read Sweden calibrates Christmas. Damn you Garrus!

Also, merry Christmas to you :)

Posted @ December 25th, 2012, 12:25 am


@Kai: Now I read calibrates too XD Damnit XD

Posted @ December 25th, 2012, 4:45 am


although you are right about strippers...

thats just wrong. :P

Posted @ December 25th, 2012, 2:41 pm


I DEMAND GENDER EQUALITY! GIVE ME MALE STRIPPERS, DAMMIT!

Posted @ December 25th, 2012, 4:15 pm


@thealmightymoo: No more wrong than a lady in the same outfit. Seriously, that outfit :I

Posted @ December 26th, 2012, 4:23 am


...and then Shepard leaned even closer. Thanks for the good laugh and nice art, zenat :).

Posted @ December 26th, 2012, 4:20 pm


Damn straight! Elcor Strippers for all!

Posted @ December 28th, 2012, 6:09 pm


@Jay: I'm more of a 'turian strippers plz' but... that... sounds amazing *.*

Posted @ December 29th, 2012, 3:06 am


Shoulda gotten Vega in here to show him how it;s done.

Posted @ December 31st, 2012, 1:37 pm


@BASS: Jimmie Vega, super sexy showboy, did cross my mind. But since a friend is currently trying to get into Kaidan's pants in ME1 (it's her first round and I'm laughing evilly about everything she frets over) I thought this was the better choice. And I prefer Kaidan over Vega. So. Ahem. Yes. She was also the one to choose back over front XD

Posted @ January 3rd, 2013, 4:21 pm