Armed and dangerous August 27th, 2012, 4:57 am
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Zaeed Massani. The DLC character who should have been romancable and had more DLCs revolving around him. Also, running around flaunting one arm at all times. Tattooed. With a sex voice.
Sure, he had a few stories that had seriously questionable elements, but I would have happily sat through dozens more of them. People who say they were boring don't know what they're talking about.
Evidently, Bioware (yet again) did not understand that it is rude to add badass older men with sexy voices and questionable morals and not have them be romancable. Or maybe they just didn't want me to abandon Garrus.

Posted @ July 18th, 2012, 5:03 pm

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Reader Comments:

Rage is one hell of an anesthetic

heh zaeed romancable? reminds me of rocketface garrus for looks.

Posted @ August 27th, 2012, 5:53 pm


Only male human worth romancing. Everyone else I romanced was Garrus, Thane and Jack (because Jack was waaaay manlier then
kaiden or Jacob)

Posted @ August 27th, 2012, 7:36 pm


@thealmightymoo: Not gonna lie, team scarface (renegade Shepard, Garrus and Zaeed) did almost every mission together... even though they were not a very balanced team XD

@Outtamymind381: Well, Jack is so awesome that I actually played dudeShep for her, even though it feels wrong somehow XD

Posted @ August 28th, 2012, 3:03 am


Honestly, I don't know why, but I felt totally the same way. Yeah, it's creepy that he's old, but that only makes him slightly less hot. I mean, damn, look at those tattooed biceps.

Posted @ August 29th, 2012, 9:56 pm


@FoxyKat: Well, for someone who tends to check out 40ish men out with a higher frequency than 20ish, his age isn't anything negative (notmentioninganyonebynamesbutitmightbeme)

Posted @ August 30th, 2012, 2:26 am


Don't really care for his age, he's still awesome... Dem Biceps ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Posted @ August 30th, 2012, 1:36 pm