Alternative pairings November 21st, 2011, 2:08 am
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If Hawke doesn't romance them, your romances end up dating (or flirting) with other people. Except for... well...

Posted @ November 3rd, 2011, 1:55 pm

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Reader Comments:

...Anders x Fenris all the way. *staaaaaare* Opposites attract and dammit, they're opposite. Lol You should hear them argue when they're both in love with Hawke.

Posted @ November 21st, 2011, 7:50 am

I think Fenris/Isabela is awesome, personally, though I did find it weird that he's fine with her. I'm assuming it's because it's just a friends with benefits relationship and not "TRUE LOVE".

Posted @ November 21st, 2011, 8:24 am

Inxerene: Oh, I've heard them. The bitching is glorious XD

MeeszyAlexy: I dunno, perhaps. It does sort of annoy me though XD I'm fine with Fenris/Isabela, it's just... why is that relationship less complicated for him than with Hawke? Why, Bioware, why?

Posted @ November 21st, 2011, 10:35 am

Well.. Fenris is sort of a whore and Isabela is a whore so.. Whores unite?

Posted @ November 21st, 2011, 12:47 pm

I am a such a big fan of Carver/Merrill and Sebastian/Bethany. :3 As well as Fenris/Bethany. I just love these pairings, but there are simply not enough stories about them.

Posted @ November 21st, 2011, 1:24 pm

Me: Oh yes! A new comic today!

*Reads it. Laughs. Then sits there*

Me: Well... Now I've done that... Now what?

I wish I had more to read haha.

Posted @ November 21st, 2011, 3:13 pm

@Logan Cloud: This is why I have my dragon age porn. I can look at Fenris and Anders hitting it off all day.

Posted @ November 21st, 2011, 3:27 pm

RS: Well, if you compare it to the severe lack of Loghain or Arishok stuff out there, well... Let's just say I'm used to accepting what little I can find :(

katerinafm: That's probably it, yeah. Still, I wish there were some rules about the whole 'vaginas that cause your memories to return' thing XD
Oh I know what you mean with Bethany. Carver trying to flirt with Isabela surprisingly enough have me going "That's my little brother D<" too though XD Merrill is safe and derpy, so it's ok if he fails to flirt with her. Isabela... might actually happen XD

Logan Cloud: Well, there's more in the making and in the waiting XD (and I hereby promise a Christmas present, even though Christmas isn't a Monday)

Posted @ November 21st, 2011, 8:21 pm

@Inxerene I hardly think Fenris is whore, just saying. Because really, a guy who is on the run from his former master who probably sexually assaulted him totally makes him want to fuck everything in existent, right?

Posted @ November 22nd, 2011, 6:06 am

Eh, I don't like these pairings XD Expect Anders/thecause of course XD
I'm not sure why I don't like the first one... Bethany/Sebastian... ehh... not sure? I don't like them both XD?
And no, no one dares to touch Carver +___+ My Hawke owns her little brother, hehehehe *pervy creepy laugh*

Posted @ November 22nd, 2011, 7:32 am

Wait a second...

I just noticed that Fenris and default Hawke have matching hairdos (or close enough)...

Oh, hi, my brother and I have been reading this since the beginning, but we're waaaaaay too awkward/shy to comment before. I'll just disappear back to the bowels of the interwebs now...

Posted @ November 22nd, 2011, 6:01 pm

Lehvee: They do XD And hi to the two of you, glad to hear you like the comic :D

Posted @ November 23rd, 2011, 7:10 am

By the Maker...

Correct me if I'm wrong but...does Sebastian's belt...have a face?! o.o If it's giving Bethany these rather saucy looks. o///o

Posted @ November 26th, 2011, 4:55 pm

AI_Delta: Oh indeed it is ;D

Posted @ November 27th, 2011, 9:31 am

I knew it...Sebby, you're just a perv. Underneath all the "Blah blah Maker blah Andraste blah Maker Maker Maker" and "I have vows!!"...he's just another man with needs. XD

Posted @ November 27th, 2011, 4:38 pm


... I feel like Frank West whenever I say that >.<

Posted @ November 27th, 2011, 4:52 pm

Ah...the romances. Hopefully if there's a next game...there will be normal ones. Also...have you ever thought of doing Male TF2 members and female version of TF2 pairings? I'm male...but dat Sniper.

Posted @ November 28th, 2011, 1:14 am

@Losuurx: I am a firm believer that Pyro is actually Scout's mom, and thus the lover of Spy. It is too awesome not to be true. I've never really felt the need to genderbend them but I have seen a few female versions and most are so... delicate that they'd never work. That makes me go :/ Heavy and Engineer in particular need to have muscles, with all the weight they are dragging around!

Posted @ November 29th, 2011, 6:21 am

@zenat: Haven't you seen that one TF2 animation on Newgrounds? Red Pyro and Blue Spy make Spyro! The best PURPLE DRAGON EVER!!! lol

Posted @ November 29th, 2011, 3:14 pm

It got in her naughty.

Posted @ December 7th, 2011, 8:17 pm

And I threw it on the ground.

I finally made myself romance Anders, I had friggen Isabela and Fenris in the party and they did the whole flirting bit- I just about punched Fenris through the screen. lol, wtf?!

Posted @ December 12th, 2011, 6:24 pm

meh......ive seen that many times....

still pissed that anders went stuiped on i hear the hang mans having a drink all the old beer....wanna brood?

Posted @ January 22nd, 2012, 5:45 am

Psh... Would have been awesome if you could take party members to the Hanged Man for a few brews...

Posted @ March 7th, 2012, 2:03 pm


I think that because Fenris/Isabella wasn't emotional, it was just sex, it didn't trigger anything.

Posted @ November 12th, 2017, 7:57 am