The clumsiest viddathari October 24th, 2011, 1:11 am
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This may quite possibly be the slowest progressing one-sided comic in history. Back in June I had a convo with over at DeviantArt which escalated into pretty much this. At long last, it is done!

And yes. This is probably why Arishok never offers Hawke to join the Qun. He can feel the 'accidental' molestations waiting to happen.

Posted @ October 16th, 2011, 7:18 pm

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Reader Comments:

Accidental, she says. Accidental.

Posted @ October 24th, 2011, 1:15 am

hahaha! yes a reaction! XD

Posted @ October 24th, 2011, 2:26 am

Of course it's all an accident. It is well known how clumsy rogues are, yes?

Posted @ October 24th, 2011, 4:30 am

Heh, heh. Oh yesssss +____+
But... well... they do accept love... without sex...
Am I only one who is ok with that kind of love XD?

Posted @ October 24th, 2011, 8:58 am

Girl Hawke, you need to speak to Sassy Gay Hawke. He'll explain to you how to get the guys without accidentally molesting them. All you need is an emo elf to translate everything to them.

Posted @ October 24th, 2011, 9:39 am

@byarru: If it was with one of the Kossith? Oh maker yes :3

Posted @ March 7th, 2012, 1:53 pm

@zenat I think I may have just fallen in love with you O.O or atleast your mind lol. Ik, us rogues have absolutely No equalibrium when we aren't fighting, its just not there -.*
Its like theres a switch, Varric turns it off in-between fights =P lol

Posted @ May 25th, 2012, 11:28 am

@Chey: Oh my *fans self*
Haha of course. Varric IS telling the story, so why wouldn't he have some out of this world superpowers, hm? XD

Posted @ May 25th, 2012, 4:00 pm

I <3 Qunari

You now I always did find it interesting that he sits that way. But it was so nice of him to catch Hawke when she tripped over those large steps. It's so dangerous in that compound a someone could easily get a nosebleed or something.

Posted @ August 7th, 2012, 12:43 pm


this is still my favorite picture on the internet.

Posted @ December 12th, 2015, 4:33 pm