Hawke uses flirt, it's super effective! June 30th, 2011, 1:30 am
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Cullen does the deed - Hawke wins. Cullen declines and flees, leaving Bethany behind - Hawke wins.
There is *no way this can go wrong*

Always exploit your enemy's weakness. Always.



In other news: my fellow author is busy invading Orlais and will not be updating for a while. You're stuck with one update a week for a little while. Sorry about that.

Posted @ May 30th, 2011, 6:32 pm

Posted @ October 20th, 2017, 9:23 am

Reader Comments:

Pft, she's been wanting to do that since she first got to Kirkwall. But instead, she's stuck with the options of a pansy mage with anger issues, a broody elf, a dumbass, a prince with a stick up his ass, and a skank. She's better off with the dog.

Posted @ June 30th, 2011, 9:22 am


Oh wow...this interveiw will go so much better now. It's a lot easier than dealing with Hawke XD

Posted @ June 30th, 2011, 12:31 pm


The romantic alternatives offered to Hawke makes me wonder if she's really feeling alright or somehow subconsciously feels that she deserves punishment. Especially in the case of Anders by the third act.

Cullen... Cullen was definitely the character who enjoyed DA2 the best. Not only is he the only reoccuring character who looked better, but he's also had a year (and then some more) to become mentally stable again. Cue the most instable templar in Ferelden becoming the most stable in Kirkwall XD

Posted @ July 1st, 2011, 4:28 pm


I love it.

Too true and funny. Again...we need Cullen as a romancable.

Posted @ August 31st, 2011, 4:32 pm


Ah~ I recognize this-- I must've seen some of these on the group on deviantart :>
ttly pimping this comic on tumblr

Posted @ January 5th, 2012, 8:32 am


@zenat:

Posted @ January 22nd, 2012, 5:11 am


.....lucky.....

can definetly say thats a good way to keep the templars out....shame my warden wasnt there...that wouldve really set cullen off! *two flirts in the same room...im sure that amell is a common last name...*

Posted @ January 22nd, 2012, 5:14 am


wonder what woulda happened if it was Hawke And Isabela? poor Cullen wouldn'ta stood a chance lol. I hope they have cullen as a Romanceble in DA III, it would be awesome ^.^

Posted @ May 25th, 2012, 10:09 am


@Chey: Oh, I really hope that they will. Romancable companion who is still awkward and adorable when it comes to women (and will open a can of whoopass on you if you go blood mage)

Posted @ May 25th, 2012, 3:56 pm


@zenat ...I think the whole can of whoopass would make my "bwuahahaha meeevilll weirdness" side that i don't let out often *it scares little children.. and sane ppl..* go nutty and take over to go blood-mage for a playthrough... may i also add that that strange personality of mine that i dont let out often Really likes the idea of a Cullen-spank? she's weird...

Posted @ May 31st, 2012, 4:49 am